Why not flex your sarcasm muscle and see if you can't rename one of your favorite movies?
Exactly......they should call the series Mission Possible. He always manages to complete the mission....if it was impossible he'd fail in every episode/movie.
I know, it is funny. I guess it should be impossible for anyone but the mission impossible team. I haven't seen any of those for so long - is it a team or just one guy eating the secret note
"White man sticks something effective in a very attractive woman and gets shot by Bruce Willis, after taking a crap." -- Pulp Fiction
"A father of a misbehaving daughter saves his daughter from a misbehaving terrorist. Also, probably the best boobs in the world to the date." -- True Lies
"Chinese drunks fight and wobble around." -- Drunken Master
Do I need to go on? I can do a thousand of these!
“Guy refuses to get onto piece of driftwood and dies”-Titanic.
"Lots of explosions, mad action, movie number +1" -- Any Michael Bay film
Zonkey you can stop that any time.
Why would I do that?
"Some random girl listens to a radio station and falls in love, before Grunge."
-- Sleepless in Seattle
"Bestiality is beautiful. Especially when set to Broadway music."
--Beauty and the Beast
"A ranbom cyborg, who looks like Arnold Schwarzenegger is sent back in time."
-- Most of the Terminator movies
Tornado cleaned my clock and I had one hell of a dream.
The Witch Killer of Oz
"White Man: The Superior Indian"
Taken could be "Man destroys everything in his path to save his daughter but doesn't give a shit about other slave girls and also treats someone's wife as bargaining chip"
I think one of my favorites I've heard before is for Fast and the Furious- "Twilight for dudes."
Matilda: “Surprise! The Second Coming is a girl!”
The Matrix: “Like it or not, it’s a documentary.”
Haha bravo on both answers
The Never Ending Story... That ends. 乂^◡^乂