Also about family+138You can't understand why in all these books and t.v shows they try to make families "realistic" by making the husband and wife different races and maybe the kids look like they're adopted, but then when it comes to commercials, there is always one completely Hispanic family, one completely Asian family, one completely African-American family, one completely "white" family etc., amirite?
Also about Family+24Those best meals you cook up from the stuff you have in are only great because you convince yourself they are. amirite?
Also about family+291Now family packs include 4 of whatever they are selling (ex. family of four to Disney, 4 toothbrushes in a family pack). I bet in the 1800s family pack were like 9, amirite?
Also about family and definition+641Good thing we don't use children's song logic in other aspects of life. "We believe you're the one who murdered that family. We have DNA evidence, 17 credible eye witnesses placing you at the scene of the crime when it happened and a high definition video of you committing it!" "Who, me?" "Yes you!" "Couldn't be!" "Damn, looks like we got the wrong guy again. Sorry for bothering you", amirite?
Also about Family+27As you get older, crying becomes a rare ocurrance but more serious. amirite?