Also about pumpkin and carving+157Though it may be suspicious to only have petroleum jelly and candles at the check-out line, saying "Don't worry, this is for pumpkin carving, not sodomy" makes it a lot worse. amirite?
Also about pumpkin+78Dairy Queen should have the Pumpkin Pie Blizzard all year round. Supermarkets should seek pumpkin pie all year round. Starbucks should sell the Pumkin Spice Latte all year round. "Pumpkins are only in season in fall" is no longer a viable excuse given our ability to genetically modify food, amirite?
Also about pumpkin+53Pumpkin pie is much better with whipped cream, amirite?
Also about Holidays & Birthdays+66The year should consist of seven 30-day months and five 31-day months. And in every leapyear, there should just be six 30-day months and six 31-day months. Instead of having 28 days in February and a greater number of 31-day months. And instead of the 30-day months and 31-day months being scattered throughout the year, the year should consist of seven 30-day months in a row, followed by five 31-days in a row, amirite?
Also about pumpkin+79People who say they like pumpkin-flavored things are really saying they like the taste of nutmeg and cinnamon. amirite?
Also about Holidays & Birthdays+53There's always those guys at the store buying Valentines candy that you know they're buying it for themselves, amirite?
Also about carving+37Michelangelo spent hours carving David's penis, amirite?
Also about pumpkin+123You know what would be a great idea for Fall? Adding pumpkin flavoring to the drinks and pastries at fast food chains and the coffee and donut shops. Someone should look into this, amirite?