Can you fart yourself to death?
Only if you don't let them out soon enough.
Well, apparently 60k chili causes certain bowel functions, when combined with beer.
I imagine what comes out in that case is mostly liquid, with some resounding gas at the end.
Well, I did eat a lot of extra cheese on my self-made pizza specialé, so it was surprisingly solid.
I thought fatty dairy products contributed to loose stools...
That might be the case in less-developed countries, such as U.S. Over here, cheese actually makes your stools hard, but then again, we don't take shortcuts (what the hell is the so-called imitation cheese?)...
It must depend on the cheese. Roquefort, for example, has some stinky consequences, coming and going.
That reminded me... There's a really weird suggestion in Wikipedia's (EN) search field... Writing the word "Stinky" there causes one of the options say "Stinky dick", which in turn hops to "Body odor".
Well, a d-ck is part of a male's body, no?
So it follows that "stinky d-ck" is a subset of body odor.
What did it say? Can a hangover kill you?
Ouch! I hope she's feeling better today.
Didn't the doctor give her a prescription for the pain?
Hope so too. Send her a hug from me.
I don't get hangovers and Mondays suck a lot more..