When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another

and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. — That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, — That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government.


ErasmusB_FurmanSmalls avatar Law
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Hear-yee, hear mee... When I become the dictator of the world, I shall change the laws of nature. Up will be down, white will become black, gas will be solid. When giraffes and rhinos have babies together, I shall stop for a moment, wearing yellow leather suit and calling myself Ping-Pong Pharaoh, while cuddling a baby tortoise and some pocket lint.


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