Also about bring and buying+145People say that fishing and dating are similar but I'm not buying it... Somehow I doubt it's acceptable to bring your date home and fillet them, only to deep-fry them later and serve them with tartar sauce amirite?
Also about buying and rid+238Dating your Ex again is like buying your clothes back from Goodwill. There's a reason you got rid of it in the first place, amirite?
Also about buying+37"Our marriage is a celebration of equality in our relationship forever and therefore our child's last name will definitely be hyphenated with both our names to celebrate feminism because feminism is moving away from sexist traditions. But you still have an obligation to spend 3 months salary on a rock and give it to me for free to satisfy tradition." I think it's fair that when your buying a diamond for no reason other than traditions sake youre buying the right to your child's last name too, amirite?
Also about Brands & Products+88The invention of clean water is the only reason your wife gets upset at you for being drunk. amirite?
Also about buying+116People are always complaining about all the new electronic alternatives to reading books, but if you think about it buying one nook is cheaper and easier than buying 100 damn books, amirite?
Also about Brands & Products+18A pissed-off Judge Jeanine in full makeup invading your night's sleep. 😲 - scary or effing what?? amirite?
Also about buying+182Although I believe people shouldn't mistreet animals and pets, it seems much more productive to me to spend the $12,000 a year on helping starving people then buying pet food, clipping their nails, and buying their toys. Amirite?
Also about buying+53There's always those guys at the store buying Valentines candy that you know they're buying it for themselves, amirite?
Also about bring and rid+842There will always be that one toy you can never bring yourself to get rid of. amirite?
Also about regret buying+332There is that one song one your I-pod that you regret buying, amirite?