Also about Health, Beauty & Fitness+55Drug addicts' teeth are a visual representation of how much their brains have degraded. amirite?
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Also about Health, Beauty & Fitness+45The tooth fairy is actually a multiple count felon. amirite?
Also about dog+58Don't let the pet dog stay in the bedroom if you're the type of person who has the habit of sleeping naked. There's nothing as icy-cold as a dog's nose poking your bare butt at 1:00am when you're fast asleep. Amirite?
Also about afford+94The best financial advice anybody can get, or give, is: Buy a car you could afford 5 years ago, and buy a house you will be able to afford in 5 years time. amirite?
Also about dog+540Commercial: "...with savory chunks of chicken, beef and vegetables in a rich protein-filled gravy..." Me: "Oh that sounds delicious!" Commercial: "Your dog will thank you!" Me: "Oh crap. Another deceptive dog food commercial.", amirite?
Also about health and afford+351When you think about it, Grandpa Joe from Willy Wonka is kind of an ass. As soon as he gets the opportunity to tour the factory, he's all of the sudden the picture of health. He was just lazing around in bed all these years, when he could have been working to help his poor family afford food, amirite?