Also about Food & Drink+72You smoke a joint before a meal. You smoke a cigarette after a meal. amirite?
Also about cakes+409Sometimes you wonder if the cakes on shows like Cake Boss and Ace of Cakes taste half as good as they look, amirite?
Also about Moist+67It would suck if while reading this post, you were in a public restroom taking a shit and had to think about all the sweaty smelly fat guys getting their nasty butt sweat all over the seat you're sitting on and having their moist remnants follow you around on your ass the rest of the day, amirite?
Also about cakes+491Cake Boss is a cool show and all and they make some pretty wicked cakes, but would it kill them to maybe wear some hair nets or gloves while they're working. I can't help but imagine and the hair and dead skin that goes into those cakes, amirite?
Also about Food & Drink+65A fight to the death is a high-risk, scary situation. It becomes a lot scarier, though, when you know your opponent plans to eat you if they win, even though the risk is the same. amirite?
Also by ThePrinceofWales+45These are bad jokes, amirite?
Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?
They all have phones.
Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise.
Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.
What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A bad golfer goes, Whack, Dang! A bad skydiver goes Dang! Whack.
Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
Because it scares the dog. amirite?
Also about cakes+386Cake Boss is just like Ace of Cakes except they're all Italian and make less cooler cakes, amirite?