Also about pull and slowly-43Girls: when you go to take a thong off you pull it slowly, because if you tear it off fast your ass crack hurts like a motherfucker, amirite?
Also about Brands & Products+56There are no boundaries an advertiser won't push to publicize a product. There are no limits of which they fear. Their only goal is to take hold the attention of a certain audience and to seduce the consumers into buying a particular item, amirite?
Also about quickly and slowly+354A good friend is as timely and punctual when responding to text messages as you are. This way, you may converse at an even pace without feeling awkward for replying too quickly or too slowly. amirite?
Also about quickly and pull+142When a writer uses masculine words as a generalization (he, him, man), our minds can quickly grasp through context that the writer means "any given person". But when, for no apparent reason, a writer tries to pull off feminine words as a generalization (she, her, woman) it is very hard to picture the subject as anyone but a woman, amirite?
Also about rip and pull+477You always attempt to pull open/rip at all four corners of the package before finally succumbing to scissors. amirite?
Also about rip, pull, and slowly+561It sucks when the toilet paper in public bathrooms rips really easily, so you have to either rip off a million different pieces or pull really really slowly, amirite?
Also about Brands & Products+93Price isn't always reflective of the quality of the product, just the company's greed, amirite?