OMG, and it's not going to miss planet Earth by much! I hope there's no fallout!
??? I had to look that one up.
They only like female brains...?
I always knew you were a sexist, male chauvinist pig!
Hmm... maybe Freud was right about the male brain being a small appendage of the male genitals.
Who was the one that he nailed...?
Monica couldn't tell the difference, until she saw her dress.
Well, usually there was just a burn hole in her dress.
Think of the environmental damage if turd dust filled our atmosphere!
I'm surprised the climatologists haven't yet raised urgent alarms!
A defecation tax... the proceeds of which will be used to clean up the atmosphere.
Or an excrement excise.
It's a lump of rock.
An apt application of Occam's Razor.
An alien spy in our midst...?
You're an alien?
I'll believe that when I see it... NEVER MIND!
Nah... one ex-member here already did that.
I'd like it to be...
Maybe Rooster was thinking along those lines too.
Anal aliens?
They must be minimally endowed, in that case.
I thought they landed on Earth.
I thought they were so minimally endowed that they wouldn't penetrate by more than a cm.
So they found the biggest, longest rock they could.
Hmm... quite so. With Viagra in the glove compartment.
Indeed that would be cool if it's true, but probably just wishful thinking.
OMG, and it's not going to miss planet Earth by much!
I hope there's no fallout!
??? I had to look that one up.
They only like female brains...?
I always knew you were a sexist, male chauvinist pig!
Hmm... maybe Freud was right about the male brain being a small appendage of the male genitals.
Who was the one that he nailed...?
Monica couldn't tell the difference, until she saw her dress.
Well, usually there was just a burn hole in her dress.
Think of the environmental damage if turd dust filled our atmosphere!
I'm surprised the climatologists haven't yet raised urgent alarms!
A defecation tax... the proceeds of which will be used to clean up the atmosphere.
Or an excrement excise.
It's a lump of rock.
An apt application of Occam's Razor.
An alien spy in our midst...?
You're an alien?
I'll believe that when I see it... NEVER MIND!
Nah... one ex-member here already did that.
I'd like it to be...
Maybe Rooster was thinking along those lines too.
Anal aliens?
They must be minimally endowed, in that case.
I thought they landed on Earth.
I thought they were so minimally endowed that they wouldn't penetrate by more than a cm.
So they found the biggest, longest rock they could.
Hmm... quite so. With Viagra in the glove compartment.
Indeed that would be cool if it's true, but probably just wishful thinking.