Think of the environmental damage if turd dust filled our atmosphere!
I'm surprised the climatologists haven't yet raised urgent alarms!
A defecation tax... the proceeds of which will be used to clean up the atmosphere.
Or an excrement excise.
OMG, and it's not going to miss planet Earth by much! I hope there's no fallout!
??? I had to look that one up.
They only like female brains...?
I always knew you were a sexist, male chauvinist pig!
Hmm... maybe Freud was right about the male brain being a small appendage of the male genitals.
Who was the one that he nailed...?
Monica couldn't tell the difference, until she saw her dress.
Well, usually there was just a burn hole in her dress.
It's a lump of rock.
I'd like it to be...
An apt application of Occam's Razor.
An alien spy in our midst...?
You're an alien?
I'll believe that when I see it... NEVER MIND!
Nah... one ex-member here already did that.
I thought they landed on Earth.
I thought they were so minimally endowed that they wouldn't penetrate by more than a cm.
So they found the biggest, longest rock they could.
Hmm... quite so. With Viagra in the glove compartment.
Anal aliens?
They must be minimally endowed, in that case.
Maybe Rooster was thinking along those lines too.
Indeed that would be cool if it's true, but probably just wishful thinking.
Think of the environmental damage if turd dust filled our atmosphere!
I'm surprised the climatologists haven't yet raised urgent alarms!
A defecation tax... the proceeds of which will be used to clean up the atmosphere.
Or an excrement excise.
OMG, and it's not going to miss planet Earth by much!
I hope there's no fallout!
??? I had to look that one up.
They only like female brains...?
I always knew you were a sexist, male chauvinist pig!
Hmm... maybe Freud was right about the male brain being a small appendage of the male genitals.
Who was the one that he nailed...?
Monica couldn't tell the difference, until she saw her dress.
Well, usually there was just a burn hole in her dress.
It's a lump of rock.
I'd like it to be...
An apt application of Occam's Razor.
An alien spy in our midst...?
You're an alien?
I'll believe that when I see it... NEVER MIND!
Nah... one ex-member here already did that.
I thought they landed on Earth.
I thought they were so minimally endowed that they wouldn't penetrate by more than a cm.
So they found the biggest, longest rock they could.
Hmm... quite so. With Viagra in the glove compartment.
Anal aliens?
They must be minimally endowed, in that case.
Maybe Rooster was thinking along those lines too.
Indeed that would be cool if it's true, but probably just wishful thinking.