Irish jokes-from an Irish site
What's the difference between God and Bono?
God doesn't wander around Dublin thinking he's Bono.
Billy stops Paddy in Dublin and asks for the quickest way to Cork.
Paddy says, "Are you on foot or in the car?"
Billy says, "In the car."
Paddy says, "That's the quickest way."

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What's the difference between God and Bono?

God doesn't wander around Dublin thinking he's Bono.

 
Billy stops Paddy in Dublin and asks for the quickest way to Cork.

Paddy says, "Are you on foot or in the car?"

Billy says, "In the car."

Paddy says, "That's the quickest way."
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“Young man,” said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant. “It’s alcohol and alcohol alone that’s responsible for your present sorry state!"
”I’m glad to hear you say that,” replied Murphy, with a sigh of relief. ”Everybody else says it’s all MY fault!”

Barman says to Paddy, “Your glass is empty, y' fancy another one?”
Lookin’ puzzled, Paddy says, “Why now would I be needin' two  empty feckin' glasses?”

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