Also about morning+12Dont you hate it when youre up at four in the morning texts lots of people and none respond till the next morning when you dont wanna talk to them. amirite?
Also about morning+17there is no better feeling than waking up in the morning next to the person you love most and knowing that they love you back just by the way they kiss you even though you have gross stinky morning breath, amirite?
Also by ThePrinceofWales+44These are bad jokes, amirite?
Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?
They all have phones.
Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise.
Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.
What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A bad golfer goes, Whack, Dang! A bad skydiver goes Dang! Whack.
Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
Because it scares the dog. amirite?
Also about morning+100Having to wake up in the morning from the nice warm bed to a cold and dark morning sucks, amirite?
Also about morning+228When you brush your teeth at night, you don't really do it as well as you do in the morning since you don't have nasty morning breath to worry about, amirite?
Also about Life-64It is selfish to have kids. Life is terrible and we need to die out in order to keep our own kind from this suffering in the world. Everyone dies, everyone suffers, chances are you are suffering from something while reading this and if not, brace yourself cause it's coming...maybe That's why I think its SELFISH to keep bringing children into this world all because we want companionship, and we want kids, to see what our kids look like and will become. Well guess what you did, you had a kid and subjected it to a world of pain, and suffering. Think of all the children in st judes right now, amirite? More
Also about morning+17Dear Radio Morning Shows: When I get ready in the morning, I want to listen to music, not you guys talking about irrelevant things, amirite?
Also about morning-241Getting up at 6 in the morning is fun because you get to watch early morning television. amirite?