Also by Ellen+14You put your name tag on the left side of your chest, amirite?
Also about Food & Drink+59There is no more disquieting mystery than when your dog saunters into your room licking his chops like he just got done with a great meal, but you haven't put food out for him yet... amirite?
Also about &ms+173It would be really unfortunate if toddlers had superpowers. "No, Timmy, you can't have any more cand..." lazer narrowly misses and instead obliterates an entire building "...Snickers or Reese's?" They'd probably enslave us to do their every bidding, like changing their diapers. It would be like the Dark Ages except with a whole lot more M&Ms and teddy bears, amirite?
Also about Food & Drink+18It's normal to tip a waiter who brings you your food but not a nurse for putting an IV in your arm, amirite?
Also about &ms+1,213Everything that has raisins in it would be better if the raisins were M&Ms. For example, a box of raisins, amirite?
Also about &ms+207Those personalized M&Ms are actually kind of creepy. Why would anyone want to eat somebody's face, amirite?