Open the window and get some fresh air in here!!!!
WHYYYY!!! Why did you read 50 shades of Grey!
Quit smoking so much shit in here! That weed stinks!
You had a lot better sex with that Chinese girl.
"You are one sad fuck. Go outside for once, get some friends, get some sleep and for fucks sake stop eating dairy before we all die from your god awful lactose intolerance farts."
Something along those lines I assume