Also about sea+619When you're swimming in the sea, you automatically assume anything that touches your feet or legs is a dangerous sea creature that wants to eat you, amirite?
Also about sea and ocean+12If you piss in the ocean, you are personally raising the sea level. amirite?
Also about sea and ocean+270Drink ocean water, its full of vitamin sea, amirite?
Also about sea+228If a sailor went to sea to see what he could see and all that he could see was the bottom of the deep blue sea, he's probably not a qualified sailor. amirite?
Also by ThePrinceofWales+45These are bad jokes, amirite?
Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?
They all have phones.
Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise.
Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.
What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A bad golfer goes, Whack, Dang! A bad skydiver goes Dang! Whack.
Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
Because it scares the dog. amirite?
Also about sea and ocean+76When you get out of the ocean some water droplets stay on your skin lowering the oceans sea level, amirite?
Also about sea and ocean+207The ocean has an amazing scenery at a certain depth, but if you're going deep enough, it's a scary ass place with all those weird sea creatures, amirite?