Also about Health, Beauty & Fitness+71It's much more likely spiders crawl into the vagina of females who sleep naked than the mouth since it's a warm place actually intended to be hospitable. amirite?
Also about heart attacks+338You have to wonder if toasters were meant to make toast or to cause heart attacks, amirite?
Also by EternalSailorSol+4Do not put a coffee mug in the freezer with any liquid in it, or it might break, amirite?
Also about heart attacks+208Try our new antidepressent! Side effects may include nausea, vomiting, lightheadedness, fainting, drowsiness, loss of limbs, inability to reproduce, heart attacks, migraines, hair loss, frostbite, bubonic plague, BO, bieber fever, the common cold, blisters, hip dislocation, cardiac arrest, and in some extreme cases, death. But hey, you won't be depressed anymore, amirite?
Also about Health, Beauty & Fitness+51Sanitary pads is the clinical way of saying vagina bandages, amirite?
Also about Health, Beauty & Fitness+41Hugs not Drugs is an objectively worse slogan than Hugs and Drugs, amirite?
Also about heart attacks+843You were born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning you break your legs, and every afternoon you break your arms. At night, you lie awake in agony until your heart attacks put you to sleep, amirite?
Also about heart attacks+425"Heart attacks are from loving too much" LOL jk, they're from clogged arteries, fat ass. amirite?
Also by EternalSailorSol+1Do you like or dislike the thumbs down feature, on Amirite?
Also about heart attacks+208Do surfers suffer from high cholesterol from being in the sea constantly and being unaware of ingesting quite a bit of salt. possibly more than the average person? do they have more heart attacks? amirite?