This weeks to do list...

Wear shirt that says “Life”. Hand out lemons on street corner.
Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.
Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY they would like fries with that.
Go into a crowded elevator and say, “I bet you’re all wondering why I gathered you here,” with a straight face.
Make vanilla pudding. Put in mayo jar. Eat in public.
Become a teacher. Make a test where every answer is “C”. Enjoy the show.
Buy a horse, name it “Oscar Takes The Lead,” enter it in horse races.
Invite someone into your office, turn around in office chair and say, “I’ve been expecting you…”
Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say,”Help! I’ve been turned into a parrot!”
Follow joggers around in a car blasting “Eye of the Tiger” for encouragement
Put blue Gatorade in a Windex bottle. Drink it in public.
Buy four pigs. Paint 1, 2, 3, and 5 on each pig. Let them loose in a mall and watch security try to find number 4.
Smack a kid in the face with a bottle of Johnson’s No More Tears shampoo. Sue Johnson & Johnson for false advertising.
Take mentos and freeze into ice cubes. Put the ice cubes into your friend’s soda. After five minutes their drink will randomly explode.
Buy a turtle. Name it “The Speed of Light.” Tell everyone that I can run faster than The Speed of Light.
Sneeze in front of the pope. Get blessed.
Buy CD of ice cream truck music. Drive down the street blasting it. Watch kids get disappointed.
Go trick-or-treating on April fool’s day.
Jump into a taxi and scream “Follow that car!”
Walk into Sea World with a fishing pole.
Make an alcoholic beverage and name it “responsibly.” Drink Responsibly.