Don't squat with yer spurs on.
Petty people do petty things.
...never make toast in the shower
"Don't stick a fork in an electrical socket".
Don't expect miracles.
You get what you get and you don’t have a fit.
Shut up and listen.
"It's better to be pissed off than pissed on"
This is in NO way a description of the grand high exalted mystic ruler Donal J Trump so don't even go there.. "the cheaper the crook the gaudier the patter"
this is personaly my favorite " All good things end"