...never make toast in the shower
"Don't stick a fork in an electrical socket".
Don't expect miracles.
Petty people do petty things.
Don't squat with yer spurs on.
You get what you get and you don’t have a fit.
"It's better to be pissed off than pissed on"
Shut up and listen.
this is personaly my favorite " All good things end"