...never make toast in the shower
"Don't stick a fork in an electrical socket".
Don't expect miracles.
Petty people do petty things.
Don't squat with yer spurs on.
"If we were all millionaires, we would all starve to death".
From an 86 year old man, 30 years ago.
You get what you get and you don’t have a fit.
Don’t trust anybody who smiles too much. :)
"It's better to be pissed off than pissed on"
9 out of 10 times in your life, when something bad happens to you, you have only yourself to blame.
Shut up and listen.
this is personaly my favorite " All good things end"