Aren't you glad that we spent the last two years, and countless millions of dollars, to receive the BARR LETTER, instead of the MUELLER REPORT? amirite?

I am thrilled to finally be getting a conclusion about Bob Mueller's investigation into possible Trump collusion with Russia, from not Mueller himself, but from someone who was not even a part of the investigation. I am even more tickled that the verdict was rendered from a guy who submitted an unsolicited trump-fawning 19 page memo in which he criticized Bob Mueller's investigation.

I don't know about you guys, but I am as happy as a dog that just rolled in some shit.
Deliriously happy.