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Also about life and money+76Life is like a RPG. You level up on your birthday, and gain various skills such as 'walking' and 'dancing' on the way. School is like the newbie zone, where you get free healing food and get taught everything you need to know. Then by the end of the newbie zone you get to choose your class (fireman, scientist, etc...) and you spend the rest of your RPG life completing quests before deadlines and earning money. But the only thing missing is respawn. amirite?
Also about life and stress+28Don't stress out, laugh more, smile a lot. It may not add years to your life, but it'll add life to your years, amirite?
Also about life and longer+300If you think about how long ago 1000 years was, you probably don't really think about how long it would feel to live through 1000 years. But if you think about life 10 years ago, you realize a lot of things have happened in your life since then, making it seem like a really long time ago. So in a way, 10 years ago seems longer than 1000 years ago. amirite?
Also about life, longer, and money+46If you live longer not smoking, you would spend money on something else in your life, so money isn't really being wasted when you buy cigarettes and die early. amirite?
Also about life and money+15It stinks when you have more money on a game like Monopoly or Life than in real life, because don't you wish that was real money, amirite?
Also about life, money, and stress+9Life would be so much better if you didn't have to worry so much about school and work. It would be a dream to not have to worry or stress about money, school, or problems. amirite?
Also about life+18I read somewhere that flossing regularly can extend your life by 6 years (on average) because it prevents your gums from getting inflamed, which can result in gum disease or even heart disease apparently. [Source: http://longevity.about.com/od/liveto100/ss/life-expectancy_4.htm] That kind of makes you actually want to floss, amirite?