The opposite of me
Can be trusted with a ballpoint pen.
Glad you didn't say Sharpie...not that I am implying I can't be trusted with one
I thought about it but a ballpoint pen, sounds a little more dangerous
It hard to draw on people when sleeping with one of those
A Sharpie is a lot stealthier for that purpose.
Only time I have excellent ninja skills
It leaves a lasting impression.
I assume you use the indelible kind of Sharpie.
I ain't always an Angel
Being an angel all the time is boring...
That is why I lowered my time to only when I am sleeping
The normal definition of "normal" (as an adjective) is: conforming to a standard; usual, typical, or expected.
Walt has summed it up ...
Typical or common.