Also about simon+871Instead of the Evolution Theory or the Creation Theory, every school should just teach Simon’s Theory: “Simon, how did the world begin?” “IT JUST FUCKING HAPPENED, OK?” “But why are we here?” “BECAUSE SHUT THE FUCK UP, THAT’S WHY”, Amirite?
Also about History+31Hitler would've dispatched Stephen Hawking to the ovens, amirite?
Also about simon+621Anyone with the name Simon must feel very powerful when playing Simon Says. amirite?
Also by Maze-51“A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist until the people discover they can vote themselves largess out of the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority always votes for the candidate promising the most benefits from the public treasury, with the result that democracy always collapses over a loose fiscal policy--to be followed by a dictatorship.”
― Alexander Fraser Tytler Woodhouselee
What do you think, amirite?
Also about History-55The #1 rule of television advertising is that white males and/or fathers will always be portrayed as dumb goofy idiots while the woman/wife will always be portrayed as wise and in complete control of the situation and this rule, under no circumstances, will ever ever ever be broken, amirite?
Also about simon+293If simon says lose, and you do lose, does that mean you lose simon says or are you still playing? Think about it. amirite?
Also about mad+106"dammit im not mad" backwards is "damton mit im mad", amirite?
Also about mad+523No matter how mad I am at the damn cat, one look at its goddamned cute face and I can't stay mad, amirite?