What's a shark's favorite game?
I look at food and gain 10 lbs.
Careful - there could be a hidden camera inside this food you're looking at. That's probably why it's adding 10 lbs when you look at it.
I kinda suspected that
Celery .... but where's the fun in that?
I agree with Jan. Celery makes you work hard to chew and digest without any calories. Of course the only way it is worth eating is with peanut butter or cream cheese. :)
Water and onions