Also about tea+391There should be "tea machines" that work like coffee machines; you put in ground tea leaves and water, and it brews you some tea. In fact, they probably exist, but it's odd they're not widespread, amirite?
Also about tea+176When you eat something sweet before you drink sweet tea the tea doesn't taste sweet, amirite?
Also about tea+309'Chai' is not a flavour of tea, it just simply means tea in Hindi. So calling it 'chai tea' is totally redundant, amirite?
Also about toast+107You know you've made peanut-butter-toast correctly when the peanut butter is melting, and ends up dripping all over the toast, amirite?
Also about toast+402If you put bread in the toaster, you get toast. If you put toast in the toaster, you get burned toast. If you put burned toast in the toaster, it may catch on fire. If you put toast that's on fire in the toaster, you are a retard, amirite?
Also about toast+795When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side facing down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the two will hover, spinning inches above the ground. With a giant buttered cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link major metropolitan areas. amirite?