Scotland Lard

A man walks into a bar and notices two fat women.

They had obviously been drinking a lot, and were speaking loudly with heavy accents. After an hour he becomes annoyed with the noise, walks over to them and asks, "I'm sorry to interrupt, but are you two ladies from Scotland?"

"Wales, you idiot!", shouts the fattest one.

"I'm sorry," he says. "Are you two whales from Scotland?"

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That's funny, Furry! Thanks for sharing.

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Anonymous +1Reply

Two overweight ladies from Wales,
Who were crocked from their crowns to their tails,
Once clobbered a bloke,
Who clearly misspoke
When he asked, were they Scottish females?    biggrin smilie

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