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Also about toilet and literally+114Guys: Sometimes you're just sitting there, having a poo, when you look down and say to yourself, "You know, my penis is literally in the toilet bowl. That's somewhat fucking disgusting," amirite?
Also about toilet and literally+253"It must've been something I ate" is code for "If I don't get to a toilet soon I am literally gonna crap myself", amirite?
Also about streaming platform+58You can have a movie available to you from a streaming platform for years and not watch it, but as soon as it is broadcast on "normal" TV you feel compelled to watch it. amirite?
Also about toilet+113Presidential elections are like choosing the least disgusting public toilet stall. The first stall has no toilet paper and piss on the floor, the middle stall has a giant turd on the seat and smells awful, and in the handicap stall, the toilet has been completely torn off and all that's left is a pipe sticking out of the wall with water gushing out of it, Amirite?
Also about literally+365People literally always use "literally" wrong, like when they say "I literally died laughing". Amirite?