That's makes sense if you can comprehend time beginning. So if time began 14 billion years ago, what time was the day before that? Ha!
It was a Thursday. I remember it quite vividly.
So you are the one that started it all! Ha!
No, Linnster isn't remembering it right. See below.
Guilty as charged. :)
No, Linnster, it must have been a Sunday. God worked on creation for six days, and rested on the seventh, obviously a Saturday.
Bishop Ussher gives (Sunday,) October 23, 4004 BC for the beginning. Oh, and starting in the preceding evening, at what would have been sundown, if there had been a sun.
So God is Jewish?
Well, if God isn't Jewish, then Moses got it all wrong on those stone tablets he brought down from Sinai.
Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.
Six days shalt thou labour, and do all thy work:
But the seventh day is the sabbath of the Lord thy God: in it thou shalt not do any work, thou, nor thy son, nor thy daughter, thy manservant, nor thy maidservant, nor thy cattle, nor thy stranger that is within thy gates:
For in six days the Lord made heaven and earth, the sea, and all that in them is, and rested the seventh day: wherefore the Lord blessed the sabbath day, and hallowed it.
Moses never gets it wrong. :)
That's what Pharaoh said too.
And you see who prevailed. :)
There once was a fella called Pharaoh,
Who surely was NOT a straight arrow.
But when he met Moses,
'Twas NO bed of roses;
Got scared to the depths of his marrow.
Moses was chosen for a good reason. :)
Old Moses was SURE plenty smart;
Had it ALL figured out from the start.
'Twas NOT at all odd
He was chosen by God,
'Cuz FEW could cause waters to part.
That was such a great movie. I do have to admit that Jesus turning water into wine was pretty cool, too. :)
And then, gentle Jesus was asked
To rescue the wedding repast.
He said, "No problemo,
I'll give you a demo,"
And saved the best vino for last.
I suspect if Jesus was to return, he would be horrified at man's inhumanity to man, although getting nailed to a cross was probably not a fun moment.
Should Jesus revisit today,
I think he would probably say,
"I see they're no better,
In spirit or letter,
Than back in Caligula's day."
My 15 minutes of fame. :)
Yea, I stepped in something yesterday that looked prehistoric..
I am you, you are me.