That's makes sense if you can comprehend time beginning. So if time began 14 billion years ago, what time was the day before that? Ha!
So you are the one that started it all! Ha!
No, Linnster isn't remembering it right. See below.
No, Linnster, it must have been a Sunday. God worked on creation for six days, and rested on the seventh, obviously a Saturday.
Bishop Ussher gives (Sunday,) October 23, 4004 BC for the beginning. Oh, and starting in the preceding evening, at what would have been sundown, if there had been a sun.
Well, if God isn't Jewish, then Moses got it all wrong on those stone tablets he brought down from Sinai.
Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.
Six days shalt thou labour, and do all thy work:
But the seventh day is the sabbath of the Lord thy God: in it thou shalt not do any work, thou, nor thy son, nor thy daughter, thy manservant, nor thy maidservant, nor thy cattle, nor thy stranger that is within thy gates:
For in six days the Lord made heaven and earth, the sea, and all that in them is, and rested the seventh day: wherefore the Lord blessed the sabbath day, and hallowed it.
That's what Pharaoh said too.
There once was a fella called Pharaoh,
Who surely was NOT a straight arrow.
But when he met Moses,
'Twas NO bed of roses;
Got scared to the depths of his marrow.
Old Moses was SURE plenty smart;
Had it ALL figured out from the start.
'Twas NOT at all odd
He was chosen by God,
'Cuz FEW could cause waters to part.
And then, gentle Jesus was asked
To rescue the wedding repast.
He said, "No problemo,
I'll give you a demo,"
And saved the best vino for last.
Should Jesus revisit today,
I think he would probably say,
"I see they're no better,
In spirit or letter,
Than back in Caligula's day."
Yea, I stepped in something yesterday that looked prehistoric..
I am you, you are me.