Could be worse... he could have given me a washboard and clothespins.
'Twas NOT what I THOUGHT would transpire,
When he pranged me all up by the fire.
With consummate thickness,
Midst MY morning sickness,
He gave me a washer and dryer!
A self help book
A subscription to a hunting or trapping magazine.
A "pet". Especially a 'replacement' pet. I'll choose my own companions if and when I'm ready.
One of those needy plants that require constant watering, feeding, pruning, proper lighting, etc... the thing will just die on me anyway no matter what I do :(