You obviously have never been a cabinet before
They get touched at least once a day though
fair point, can't argue with that
Until ya come home from the club with a girl and y'all are to impatient to get in the bed
Have you seen the inner workings of a clock?
Depends what kind of clock maybe. I think a box of baking soda in a refrigerator has a pretty f**ked up job. Or those cakes they stick in urinals getting pissed on all day long is messed up I bet they're laying there wishing they were a clock on the wall.
Not to forget, in UK dial 1234 you'll hear the most boring job, ever!