Also about thoughts+32Sometimes you see a commercial on TV about a anti-depression medicine, and it says 'Caution: May cause thoughts of suicide' and you're like, WTF I thought this was supposed to cure my suicidal thoughts, not make them, amirite?
Also about thoughts+11Why is it that all antidepressents come with a warning of inform your doctor if you're having thoughts of suicide? Why would an antidepressent increase suicidal thoughts, amirite?
Also about thoughts-2Sometimes, my thoughts can't seem to make up my mind about what I ought to be doing in my so-called spare time (For the sake of simplicity, let's all thoughts 'inaudible voices'). So I tell the inaudible voices to STFU, which always seems to fall on deaf ears, IYKWIM. You know what I mean, amirite?
Also about thoughts+147It's quite mind boggling to realize that the theory of life being like a game of Sims can't be entirely ruled out. If you think about it, you do all sorts of things, but where do all of your thoughts come from? You think about your self, but what are you? When you have to go to the bathroom, you go; but where did that thought come from, you did things as a baby, but how were those thoughts formulated? amirite?
Also about thoughts+6its not bad to have racist thoughts but it is bad to act on those thoughts, amirite?
Also about thoughts+27"Fact: When a girl is quiet, a million thoughts are running through her mind." Well, duh. Thoughts are always running through people's minds, it doesn't necessarily mean that they're particularly intelligent or interesting thoughts. Your attempt at being deep has failed, amirite?
Also about candidate+5Democrat: " My candidate stands for freedom, change, and <insert other meaningless words>" Republican: "My candidate supports the war and if you don't like America, then GTFO!!!11" Libertarian: "It's so obvious that you should vote for my candidate. It's just common sense!", amirite?