All the way back to Caveman Ugh!A barbecue with a hog roast at the beach.
I deal with enough assholes every day...think I will pass .
Last weekend I ran into my mama's cousin. It was "don't slouch, you wear to much makeup, you don't dress appropriate"...the list goes on and on. So as I am getting the third degree I politely tell her there was one good thing about my mama not being here...she couldn't hear me tell her to fook off which thankfully shut this woman up and made the gas station cashier laugh
Ya see, in anticipation of a lecture if you ran over your mama's cousin (accidentally of course) that whole conversation could have been avoided.
Pretty sure I could have accidentally on purpose ran over this woman
That would be cool as long as there was a good escape route. :)
Yup. A long, wide laundry chute to the nearest saloon, perhaps?
That would work.