I don't care what an upstanding citizen you think you are. I'm the one who has to drive this old piece of trash, and I will not tolerate upstanding, downstanding, grandstanding, brandstanding, bystanding, backstanding, forthstanding, withstanding, withoutstanding, outstanding, instanding... - Amirite?

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+251You would think that in movies, when people see a guy being chased by the cops yelling at him to stop, at least one of them would be an upstanding citizen and at least TRY to stop him, amirite?

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+18here's something fun, go to a drug store nearby, get some condoms, ask a employee "Do you have a fitting room?" when they say no go up to the register then the cashier tells you the price, you say "that's too expensive, I've changed my mind." put condoms back where they were, come back to the cashier with sandwich bags and rubber bands.when the cashier asks you if you would like a bag state "no.no she's not that ugly." The cashiers reaction will be priceless. amirite?

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+63It may be the finest and healthiest food prepared by a top chef but if your meal isn't tasty you won't eat it, amirite?

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+13The far right and the moderate left believe basically the same thing: that there's a corporate shadow government which now controls the media, the government, and the "free" market, and which, to achieve that control, has secretly perpetrated every socioeconomic injustice in the history of our country, and to some extent even farther back. The core difference is that the far right wants to call that corporate shadow government "the jews," wants to blame EVERY jewish person for its existence, and wants to blame the victims of those past injustices for being unconsenting coconspirators. amirite? More

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-5Whenever someone says "drug store" (Walgreens, Rite Aid, etc.) you think of drugs like marijuana and heroin, amirite?

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+24Most calls for communism or other kinds of socialism in the US are owed to discontentment with the observation that the free market has been commandeered for the private interests of the select few. However, if we were to adopt communism, the same thing would happen to the means of distribution very shortly. Therefore, perhaps the solution to economic inequality and corruption is to periodically switch economic systems, the way people switch passwords. That way, corporate and government entities alike will have no time to work out ways to abuse the system before it abruptly swaps out on them. amirite?

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+1,037Who the hell has 18 children? For the love of God woman, it's a vagina, not a clown car, amirite?

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+269It's disheartening when you go to the drug store to buy a lighter and the cashier assumes you're on drugs. Dang druggies, making us hard-working arsonists look bad, amirite?

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+154Guys: When your period is late you freak out, run to the drug store and piss on everything to make sure you're not preggo, amirite?

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+33Words cannot describe the despair of getting a call or a text, excitedly grabbing your phone thinking she might have finally gotten back to you, and then realizing that's impossible because she's dead. amirite?

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-3It's hard to be unhappy when you're eating a corn dog, Amirite?

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