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I don't care what an upstanding citizen you think you are. I'm the one who has to drive this old piece of trash, and I will not tolerate upstanding, downstanding, grandstanding, brandstanding, bystanding, backstanding, forthstanding, withstanding, withoutstanding, outstanding, instanding, notwithstanding, or any old Texan standoffs! Either sit down and shut up, or get out!! Or so help me I will turn this tiny clown car right around and we're going to the drug store to pick up 600cc of nyquil. amirite?

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