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Also by Alixkast+108Really feels like we're speed-running a repeat of the 20th century. amirite?
Also about life and fish+551Give someone a fish and they'll be fed for a day. Give someone a poisonous fish and they'll be fed for life, amirite?
Also by Alixkast+50I feel like "steamed rice" is a misrepresentation of the cooking process but "water-absorbed rice" doesn't sound very appetising. amirite?
Also about life and fish+177It's a little inhuman the way we keep fish in tanks as pets. If you were to relate it to human life it would be like someone trapping you in a space the size of your house your whole life, amirite?
Also by Alixkast+39You can get a two in monopoly but it's impossible to move two. amirite?
Also about life+79Life is like a RPG. You level up on your birthday, and gain various skills such as 'walking' and 'dancing' on the way. School is like the newbie zone, where you get free healing food and get taught everything you need to know. Then by the end of the newbie zone you get to choose your class (fireman, scientist, etc...) and you spend the rest of your RPG life completing quests before deadlines and earning money. But the only thing missing is respawn. amirite?
Also about exciting day+370You jump right out of bed, regardless of how tired you are if you know it's going to be an exciting day (vacation, christmas, etc) amirite?