Also by Alixkast+22The mom in the "Three Little Kittens" nursery rhyme is awful. She scolds the kittens for losing their mittens and doesn't feed them because of it. She takes no personal responsibility for entrusting them with mittens at too young an age, then takes out her anger on them by refusing to feed them. Amirite?!
Also about life+452The Tortoise and the Hare was one of the worst stories to convey a moral - yes, being slow and patient may help in some areas of life, and being too cocky isn't a good thing, but in a real life speed race, your opponent isn't going take a nap halfway through, amirite?
Also about life and fish+177It's a little inhuman the way we keep fish in tanks as pets. If you were to relate it to human life it would be like someone trapping you in a space the size of your house your whole life, amirite?
Also about life and exciting+200When you die and your life flashes before your eyes, you want to see how exciting of a life you had; not one great long montage of you in a library, amirite?
Also about life and fish+551Give someone a fish and they'll be fed for a day. Give someone a poisonous fish and they'll be fed for life, amirite?
Also about life+75Life is like a RPG. You level up on your birthday, and gain various skills such as 'walking' and 'dancing' on the way. School is like the newbie zone, where you get free healing food and get taught everything you need to know. Then by the end of the newbie zone you get to choose your class (fireman, scientist, etc...) and you spend the rest of your RPG life completing quests before deadlines and earning money. But the only thing missing is respawn. amirite?
Also by Alixkast+53People forget that they are in the same generation as millennials.. they made it, amirite?