Bigfoot, Loch Ness, Chupacabra... they were ALL secretly on Trump's campaign committee, and they ALL colluded with the Russians to defeat Hillary.
I know, because I heard it from Schiff and Nadler.
I been waiting for that to hit the headlines
It's been on CNN and MSNBC for weeks.
And Mueller said he couldn't rule it out.
If he was confident Bigfoot and the rest weren't involved, he said he would have said so.
no one on the trump committee has that much hair... Chewbacca will get you votes
Well...Bigfoot uses Chupacabra for hunting dogs.
The rest, I'm not sure about..
I suspected as much
Well that explains it all