Are you out standing in your field?

Nope. I'm sitting on my couch.

Yes-I work part time as a scarecrow.

Maybe, but mostly I'm a fool standing in the rain.

No, I'm sitting at my computer.

I don't even have a field. lol 

I see these comments with pictures that look like videos. But the videos don't play. What do I need to do to make them play?

Nope, too hot outside, right now..

No, I don't even own a field silly goose