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Also about life, rest, and spend+146It's the weirdest thing that the person you're going to fall in love with and spend the rest of your life together with is currently living their life, doing all these things and making all of these memories that you'll get to hear about from them years from now, Amirite?
Also about slow and speed+500when you are driving really fast and then the speed limit suddenly drops to 25 mph you feel like you're going incredibly slow, but when you're leaving a parking lot and you up your speed to 25 mph, it feels like you're going really fast, amirite?
Also about life, rest, and spend+624Life isn't actually short in terms of amount of time alive. It's just that we're expected to figure out in the first 20% how to spend the rest 80%. The only time we actually get to enjoy life purely for the enjoyment of life is during those 5-6 years before starting school. We're rushed through everything so much that the amount of time we spend actually "living" life is incredibly short, amirite?
Also by TrafficWardenGazelle+61"Hey Alexa" or "Hey Siri" isn't to get your device to listen, it's to get your device to respond. amirite?
Also by TrafficWardenGazelle+27Life is like this train that you spend trying to speed up until your 20s, and spend the rest of your life trying to slow down, amirite?
Also about slow, life, and speed+454The Tortoise and the Hare was one of the worst stories to convey a moral - yes, being slow and patient may help in some areas of life, and being too cocky isn't a good thing, but in a real life speed race, your opponent isn't going take a nap halfway through, amirite?
Also about life, rest, and spend+79Life is like a RPG. You level up on your birthday, and gain various skills such as 'walking' and 'dancing' on the way. School is like the newbie zone, where you get free healing food and get taught everything you need to know. Then by the end of the newbie zone you get to choose your class (fireman, scientist, etc...) and you spend the rest of your RPG life completing quests before deadlines and earning money. But the only thing missing is respawn. amirite?
Also about life, rest, and spend+217How do the adults in your life expect you to figure out what you want to spend the rest of your life doing, when you're only 16 or 17? I'm sorry mother, but all I'm worried about is growing up too fast, and the pressure you're putting on me is going to drive me crazy, amirite?