Also about heard and strange+166Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant with odd little waiters who bring you queer dishes you haven't always heard of and don't often like, amirite?
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Also about News & Current Events+36When we were very young, time was endless and we couldn't wait to be older. Once we have aged, time flies by and we long for the days of youth again. Amirite?
Also about toilet+113Presidential elections are like choosing the least disgusting public toilet stall. The first stall has no toilet paper and piss on the floor, the middle stall has a giant turd on the seat and smells awful, and in the handicap stall, the toilet has been completely torn off and all that's left is a pipe sticking out of the wall with water gushing out of it, Amirite?
Also about strange and serial+588It's a strange feeling to look at a dollar and think about who else might have held that exact dollar. It could be anyone from the president to a serial killer, amirite?
Also about heard+725You've heard people cry like "Waaah" and and you've heard people have those gasping, hiccuping cries. But you've never heard someone cry like "boo hoo", amirite?
Also about toilet+470Dear automatic toilet flusher, I would appreciate it if you didn't flush while I'm still sitting on the toilet. No one can take a dump in five seconds, amirite?
Also about strange and quirks+336It's strange to consider how others perceive you. In their mind, they may associate you with certain smells or habits or quirks, and you would never know. It's almost as if another version of you exists, only it is the compilation of the thoughts of everyone around you, amirite?