Also about match+52If dating sites match people up with good partners, they leave the site. If they match them with bad partners, they leave the site. The sites have an incentive to develop the most mediocre matches possible. amirite?
Also about friends+350Good friends give comfort when you're crying; Best friends go get the shovel to bury the loser who made you cry. amirite?
Also about friends+212You don't understand the whole new "friend-zoning" concept. Since when was someone supposed to fall in love/wanna bang all of his/her friends of the opposite sex? Guys should understand that just because they're nice to a girl doesn't mean she has to date them, and girls should understand that just because they're not a hoe doesn't mean the guy has to date them, and they should both understand that sometimes people just want to fucking stay friends. Amirite?
Also about friends+289Friends don't offer friends hardcore drugs. Anybody who wants you to wind up like Amy Winehouse or Whitney Houston doesn't give a fuck about you. AND those are just best case scenarios because they were rich and talented. amirite?