I spit it out, preferably in a paper product. Then I "inspect" it.
You know how to be a lady and be thorough at the same time.
Hmm..could be. Or maybe, it just makes more sense to me than hovering over my plate with my mouth open, letting it fall out.
You said it better than I did.
I'd spit it out as forcefully as I could so it would skid across the floor thus alarming the other patrons. Then I'd laugh.
I might do something more like this:
I was laughing in anticipation before I clicked "Play".
Lol...Geico has a lot of funny commercials.
I spit it out in a napkin and then demand a new free meal. lol