Also about left+1,051When watching shows like "I Survived" you can always tell when they're actually gonna get rescued by looking at how much time is left in the episode. Example: "I could see the plane in the distance and I was sure that they would see us" You look at the clock Thirty minutes left, “Dude, they’re not gonna see you, theres another half hour to fill”, amirite?
Also about wife left+392My Wife left me because she thought I was too obsessed with " The Terminator "... but She'll Be Back. amirite?
Also about wife+20So a man and his wife were trying to figure out a password for their new computer. The man typed in "mypenis". The wife immediately started cracking up. The computer said: "Not long enough." amirite?
Also about wife left+15My wife left me the other day claiming I'm a gullible idiot who believes everything I'm told. Well the joke is on her, because a Nigerian Prince wants to share his fortune with me, amirite?
Also by unknowncondition-44Either vodkas getting weaker or I'm getting manlier, amirite?
Also about wife left+24It's weird how on sites like FML, there's a reasonable amount of negative votes(e.g. no way, you deserve it) on ANY post. " 'My ostrich died, then my wife left me, my dog took a shit all over the house. Then, my kid shot me in the leg. FML' (495) You deserve it. ", amirite?
Also about wife left+21My husband/wife left me because of my obsession with Africa. Kenya believe that? amirite?
Also about left and wife+20150 years ago, 90% of men who left their house kissed their wife goodbye. Today, 90% of men who leave their wife kiss their house goodbye. amirite?
Also by unknowncondition-42if you drink coffee regularly you are a drug addict, amirite?