Also about track+94Track and field and swimming are great barometers for basic human fitness. Of the over 40 official track and field events, men hold the world record in all but one, and by a large margin in most. The same can be said about swimming, except it's a clean sweep. As much as some people push the idea that men and women are equally athletic, it is hard to justify after looking at the numbers, amirite?
Also about table+123At Olive Garden, there's always that one huge table for large parties that come in to eat, and anyone who's worked at an Olive Garden knows that table is called the Family Table, but based on their slogan, you'd think every table would be called that, amirite?
Also about table+8You bump into a table: Age 7: OOOOWWWW Age 10: Oh my! Age 13: Oh shit! Age 15+: OW you fucking piece of shit fucking table bitch breaks table, amirite?
Also about track+15track/cross country runners: it's soooo annoying when people get the two sports mixed up! e.g. in the fall "so how's track going?", amirite?