Also about beach+590Whenever they have a romantic beach scene in a movie, there is never anyone else on the beach, amirite?
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Also about beach+593There's a beach towel Snuggie out now. Because embarrassing yourself at home just wasn't enough, you can now be publicly embarrassed at the beach--where everyone else will be wearing swimsuits or shorts and you'll be sitting there wearing a towel robe. amirite?
Also about beach+52A recent study showed females in California are most likely to have sex after the first date. Now, The Beach Boys make sense. Wish they all could be California Girls. amirite?
Also about beach+491Wolfs can smell happiness. You're at the beach all happy and a pack of wolves attacks you, WOLF ATTACK. You run into the beach terrified, sharks can smell fear, SHARK ATTACK. You're bleeding and the water is all red, bulls hate red, BULL ATTACK. Now you're losing blood, HEART ATTACK! amirite?
Also about beach+90When they named that hotel by the beach "the Beach House" they knew they'd be surprising alot of the hotel guest's uninformed friends.. amirite?
Also about Friends & Socialising+66Befriending yourself can be hard to do, amirite?
Also about beach+28The glaciers melting will bring balance to the classes, as beach front properties are swallowed by the sea. amirite?