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Also about road and cross+482Maybe the chicken didn't really cross the road, maybe the road moved beneath him, amirite?
Also about cars, road, and signs+228It'd be cool if people had little signs on their cars that said where they were going. Imagine, you're just driving down the road and you'd see "icecream store," "hospital to visit dying mother," or even "Walmart for condoms." Amirite?
Also about cars and walking+523People in cars hate people walking, people walking hate people in cars, and people on bikes hate everybody. amirite?
Also about cars and road+284Bikes do not belong on the road with cars. Big heavy metal cars that will crush a bike to pieces, amirite?
Also about cars, road, and cross+377When you need to cross the street, you sometimes just stand on the edge of the road and act like you're not going to cross so cars won't stop to let you awkwardly cross, amirite?