How did I get here?
A little girl asked her mother how she got here. Her mother, misty-eyed, smiled and replied, “Once upon a time your daddy and I decided to plant a wonderful little seed. Daddy put it in the earth, and I took care of it every single day. The little seed grew more and more leaves, and in a few months it turned into a beautiful healthy plant. So we took the plant, dried it, smoked it, and got so high that we made love without a condom.”

And I have cleaned the last line up!

ThePrinceofWaless avatar Jokes & Humour
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It's a modern day fairy tale. Ha! Good one, Furry!

Homerun 😁😄

Should've had a Snickers, instead.

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