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Also about toes+214Your toes are quite ugly, really. Even though they obviously play a function by helping you keep balance, they’re dirty, hairy little wankers. The big toes look like deformed thumbs (and thumbs themselves look like deformed fingers), the three middle toes are unremarkable in every way, and your little toe is really worth getting amputated, as the nail is near impossible to trim, amirite?
Also about painting+81The greatest movie, literature, painting, scientific paper might still be not recognised but will be after hundreds of years. amirite?
Also about painting+12Aquarelle painting allow you to paint water with water, amirite?
Also about toes+335I am convinced that your smallest toes exist only to cause extreme pain when they run into something. Ladies and gentlemen, your little toes are trolls. And extremely successful ones, amirite?
Also about toes+271Even though you know it's probably not their fault, you get a little grossed out when you see that someone is missing one or more of their toes. I guess you could say that you're lack toes intolerant, amirite?
Also about lipstick+351Girls, great diet idea. Buy expensive lipstick that looks great on you, and then eat really slowly and carefully so it doesn't rub off, and so you don't waste the lipstick by reapplying. When you eat like that, you eat less, amirite?