A friend of mine, not being able to decide between reed and stringed instruments, recently purchased an alto saxophone and a couple of fiddles. He lives in a small apartment and doesn't really have a good place to keep them so he built a rack that fits over the television set. His wife, however, won't let him keep them there.
She says that there's already too much sax and violins on TV.....

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hahah Good one Furry. lol

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"Forward — MARCH, eh?"

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