Also about bed+14Going to bed with your sheets tucked in and the bed made feels so much better, amirite?
Also about bed+200The great part about having a single sized bed is that all the sayings about waking up on the wrong side of the bed don't apply to you, amirite?
Also about bed+21Your sleep cycle: 7 am (Wake Up Time)- "NOOOooooOOOOooo" 3 pm- "I'm so freaking tired I'm going to bed early tonight." 10 pm "I'm actually not that tired." 12 am "I'll be fine tomorrow. I live off of lack of sleep!" 3 am- "Guess I should go to bed now..." sleep. repeat. amirite?
Also about bed+211When you think about it, saying "Don't let the bed bugs bite" isn't such a great way to leave your kid before he sleeps. Now he's probably thinking "What bugs? Why are they in my bed? Why do they want to fucking eat me?" Amirite?