Also about crush-139My college roommate now has a crush on my high school crush. I'm not a horrible person if I ask her not to date him, amirite?
Also about longest and knowing+34It's interesting to think about all the world records you could hold without knowing. You could have the longest arms for someone your height, or have eaten the most oreos for someone with your name and not know it, amirite?
Also about Relationships+20Popsicle sticks are better with popsicles, amirite?
Also about longest crush+17It'd be weird if everyone in the world were completely honest to each other no matter what. guy walks up to a girl whom he's never spoken to but has had the longest crush on guy says to girl "I love you." then walks away. That would be bizarre, amirite?
Also about knowing and crush+23Everyone has a secret crush on someone, but knowing you will never reach him/her, amirite?
Also about knowing and crush+24When you have a crush on someone, you don't know whether you want to know if s/he likes you or not because the plus side to knowing is that if s/he does like you, maybe the two of you will end up happily together and if s/he doesn't at least you can try to get over him/her...but then theres a part of you that knows if you find out s/he doesn't, you won't be able to get over them, amirite?
Also about Relationships+12The media and social media should stay out of "Brangelina's" divorce. The kids don't need to hear the media talking bad about one parent or the other, amirite?
Also about knowing and crush+27it sucks when you have a dream about your crush and you wake up knowing nothing will ever happen between you two amirite?
Also about knowing and crush+15It sucks having a massive crush on one of your best friends and knowing he likes you back but not being able to be together, amirite?
Also about crush+7If someone gives you a "Love Calculator" don't just dismiss it, say you're a sex offender of some sort like Jeffery Dahmer or Eric Toth, say your crush is the person who sent you the love calculator (if it's a multiple crush thing, say something weird like their skull as well) then they'll know to think twice about pranking you, amirite?