Also about bought and gift+11Your loved ones would rather get a hand-made gift from you rather than something store-bought, because the hand-made gift says, "I love you enough to take time out and make a gift instead of buying you a gift made by someone else," amirite?
Also about gift+200This Christmas you are buying everyone a small cheap gift and a dildo. So if they don't like the first gift they can go fuck themselves. amirite?
Also about pet+7its kinda of creepy when a pet owner takes picture apon picture apon picture of their pet, we get it-you think your pet is adorable but SERIOUSLY! amirite?
Also by Cedardoor+46You can be dumb as a box of rocks, but you'll still know some time saving tricks, amirite?
Also about bought and gift+408One of the most obnoxious things someone could do is tell someone that the gift they bought for them sucks, amirite?
Also by Cedardoor+52Good luck isn't personal, but bad luck hates your guts, amirite?
Also by Cedardoor+60I know where a big rock is, but need to buy a wagon to get it. It's in the woods down the street . but that's stealing right? But there's lots more big rocks there. Is it criminal to take just one big rock no one cares about but me? amirite?
Also about pet+373If you want to buy a pet, go to a pet shop. If you want to buy a pet shop, go to a pet shop shop. If you want to buy a pet shop shop, well, that is just plain silly. amirite?
Also about bought and pet+29Someone today just bought the pet that will eat them. right?