Also by Cedardoor+62I know where a big rock is, but need to buy a wagon to get it. It's in the woods down the street . but that's stealing right? But there's lots more big rocks there. Is it criminal to take just one big rock no one cares about but me? amirite?
Also about pet+373If you want to buy a pet, go to a pet shop. If you want to buy a pet shop, go to a pet shop shop. If you want to buy a pet shop shop, well, that is just plain silly. amirite?
Also about bought and gift+332You have either looked for, or bought, your name on a license plate or other tacky souvenir at a gift shop, amirite?
Also about Animals & Nature+28A turducken is technically a stuffed animal, amirite?
Also about gift+200This Christmas you are buying everyone a small cheap gift and a dildo. So if they don't like the first gift they can go fuck themselves. amirite?
Also about bought and gift+408One of the most obnoxious things someone could do is tell someone that the gift they bought for them sucks, amirite?
Also about bought and pet+29Someone today just bought the pet that will eat them. right?
Also by Cedardoor+21Those catheter commercials make it sound like so much fun, amirite?
Also about bought+221When the first people bought TOMS, they bought them to give shoes to kids in Africa. Now when people buy TOMS, they buy them so other people know that they give shoes to kids in Africa, amirite?
Also about Animals & Nature+74One can preserve their hot water by storing it in a freezer. amirite?