Also about love+119When God said "love one another", He actually meant "exclude gays and blacks and Asians and Jews and Muslims and everyone else who doesn't believe in me. Fuck that, just love straight white Christians", amirite?
Also about love+710It would be interesting if a really, really masculine lesbian (that was looking for a female love interest) and a really, really, feminine gay man (that was looking for a male love interest) met and fell in love, amirite?
Also about love+7Why do people love Mario games so much? I love'm too but it's just eating feathers, flowers and mushrooms and killing turtles, amirite?
Also about love0Girls with small boobs: You have probably been told "Don't worry, some men love small boobs." However, you have never actually come across a guy who claimed to love them, amirite?
Also about love+36Girls: you love watching sappy movies about a guy and a girl falling in love and living happily. But you hate it afterwards because your like, "Gahhh! Why can't that happen to me?!", amirite?
Also about love+12As you're growing up you realise those abstract/vague/painful love songs do indeed make sense, either that or you fell in love with a Psychopath a bit too soon in life! amirite?